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A Crypto-fueled Crash, How Blockchain Blunts Sanctions & MBS’ Folly

There are now several books about the 2007-8 financial crisis, the best of which, in my opinion, is Adam Tooze’s ‘Crashed’. But the one that everyone remembers is Michael Lewis’s ‘The Big Short’, later made into a movie starring Christian Bale, Ryan Gosling, Steve Carell and Brad Pitt. Its narrative of misfits spotting the mistake everyone else was making is pleasing and elegant, so it’s easy to see why it’s so popular. 

Sadly, however, it’s completely wrong: bankers didn’t sell insanely risky financial instruments because they misunderstood them, but because the trade was profitable, and they didn’t care if they might blow up the world. 

And this brings me to some recent headlines in the FT – “Companies load up on niche crypto tokens to boost share prices” and “Crypto lenders dial up risk with ‘microfinance on steroids’” – which have very strong pre-2007 energy. Anyone with a brain knows this will end up in disaster, but folks with money want to keep dancing while the music plays, particularly as the United States has cranked up the volume.

“When President Trump took office in January, he promised to make America the ‘crypto capital of the world’. Today, the President’s Working Group on Digital Asset Markets is releasing a report that provides a roadmap to make that promise a reality,” pledged the White House last week in a new strategy document

Perhaps the idiocy of this strategy can be best understood by pointing out its reference to “Operation Choke Point 2.0”, a confected scandal named after another confected scandal. The reason banks denied services to crypto companies is because cryptocurrencies are frequently used to enable, commit and spread financial crime, so it was an entirely sensible decision. And yet here’s the White House repeating the branding dreamt up by lobbyists to claim it was some kind of campaign against free speech. Crypto, of course, being the answer to the alleged erosion of freedoms.

The crypto boom may in fact be worse than the mortgage-backed feeding frenzy that preceded 2007-8, because the technology is not just setting us up for a new crash but freeing civilisation’s enemies from the few checks upon them. 

BOOSTING FRAUD WITH BLOCKCHAIN

Back in May, FinCEN designated Cambodia’s Huione group as being of “Primary Money Laundering Concern”, to reflect its role as the epicentre of fraud in Southeast Asia. Once upon a time, a designation like that was enough to kill a dirty bank (such as Latvia’s ABLV). But for a marketplace that lives on Telegram and trades on the blockchain, it appears to make little or no difference. “Transaction data shows no meaningful decline. In fact, our data shows continued or even increased activity,” concluded Chainalysis about Huione’s fortunes.

Meanwhile, the rouble-denominated stablecoin A7A5 is transferring more than a billion dollars’ worth of value a day, in what is becoming a magnificently successful sanctions evasion scheme that dodges any possible controls. And that’s before we come onto the “coin swap services” that allow criminals to move value around without encountering any responsible nodes in the crypto system at all.

“A sizable proportion of the $3.6 billion in illicit and high-risk funds flowing through coin swap services originates from darknet markets, ransomware, credit card fraud, hacks, Russian military fundraisers operating in Ukraine, and online gambling. A significant proportion also relates to sanctioned activity, including North Korean money laundering,” notes Elliptic.

When I was in Washington DC a few months ago I had several troubling conversations with crypto people, who were distinguished above all by their complete refusal to accept the existence of any downsides to the spread of blockchain technology, or any benefits to the traditional financial architecture based around banks it would replace. I am, as anyone who has read my books will know, no fan of banks but governments are really going to miss the ability to monitor, control and block the movement of money when it’s gone.

SANCTIONS OVERREACH

Of course, the uneasy secret underlying most anti-money laundering policy is the amount of discretion it gives governments to poke around in our private lives, and how little right we have to appeal against it (this is what the original Operation Choke Point,, and the frustration around it, was about). We are therefore rather dependent on politicians not abusing these powers for their own ends. Which is unfortunate in the circumstances.

“Alexandre de Moraes has taken it upon himself to be judge and jury in an unlawful witch hunt against U.S. and Brazilian citizens and companies,” said Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent, in a statement announcing sanctions against the Brazilian judge who’s investigating former President Jair Bolsonaro on charges of attempting a coup.

There is a grotesque irony in the fact that these misguided sanctions are being enacted using the Sergei Magnitsky Act, which is intended to punish corruption and human rights abuses. Perhaps the lesson we need to learn is that there needs to be better oversight of all the powers we give to our governments. 

Considering the decades-long disastrous consequences caused by well-intentioned but badly-designed anti-money-laundering policies – not least the wholesale exclusion of Muslim charities from the banking system – this could end up being a good thing. Just looking for a silver lining here.

A DYSTOPIC DREAM DIES?

I was listening to ‘In the Studio’, the excellent BBC podcast, when what should pop up but an episode on Neom, the ridiculous linear city concept apparently inspired by the 1997 Bruce Willis movie ‘The Fifth Element’, though without the punkish charm. In case you haven’t heard of Neom, it’s “an experiment in urban living”, which will extend two parallel lines of mirrored skyscrapers across 100 miles of Saudi desert, an idea so hellish that even JG Ballard would surely reject it out of hand.

Anyway, it appears the government in Riyadh has realised that spending a trillion dollars or more on some architectural fever dream might be a bad idea. “They’re finally starting to make financially sound decisions,” a consultant told CNBC.

I have been slightly obsessed with Neom for a while, and my (least) favourite bit is always when the architects wax lyrical about Mohamed bin Salman – the delicacy of his vision, the profundity of his understanding – and then clam up as soon as someone asks whether it’s right for his government to sentence people to death for resisting eviction from their ancestral homes so this horrific new city can be built. 

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